Satellite News is not financially supported by Best Brains or any other entity.
], 73. • CreditsWatch: Nathan Devery finished up his internship with this episode. And how do they eat and breathe? Worth listening to even if you’re a MST3K neophyte like me.” —BripodBKG, Subscribe to It’s Just A Show on:Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotify OvercastPocket CastsYouTubeRSS.
• Despite all the hoopla to the contrary, this is NOT the last Hercules movie.
I’m not your real father. Crow: “It’s the Police!” When the supply of fresh water is sabotaged, the ship lands on an island to replenish their supply. Watch on ShoutFactoryTV. / September 7, 2020 by Chris Piuma. So at this point I’m guessing they’re fictional. Hercules and the Captive Women passes the Bechdel Test. Interesting tidbit: this is the only MST3K film that was shot in 70mm (the Super Technirama 70 camera process).
Turn Up the Oil. The only members of the expedition Androcles can trust are his sidekick, Timoteo the dwarf and Hylas who has to hide below deck from Hercules lest he face his wrath for leaving home. A line from the poem "The Second Coming" by W.B. While investigating the Watergate scandal, Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward—along with his partner Carl Bernstein—met their informant who used the alias "Deep Throat" (who was eventually revealed to be Associate FBI Director Mark Felt) in an underground parking garage. He’d be surprised.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S9kAYv6t4. Friedrich Nietzsche: Also sprach Zarathustra. Kids come running for the good taste of raw goat. ], 57.
[2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Review. Continuing their voyage, a storm wrecks the ship and separates all of them.
“You know back in those days they didn’t even take the cheese out of the goat before serving it…”. Anyway, I’d be quite interested to see this one straight in full Technirama and Technicolor.
Queen Antinea and Ismene discuss the latter’s impending sacrifice. I also like that Herc is practically a killing machine in this flick (perhaps he’s angry because there are no ‘captive women’ anywhere?)
Compared to the other Hercules episodes before it, it’s a little better than Unchained and much better than Moon Men (the one in Season 5 is a little inconsistent but I prefer it to Moon Men too).
Thanks, Michael, Charlotte, Sean, Geoff, Geoff, Chad, Pat, and Steve! First shown: 9/12/92 Opening: Gypsy wants to join Joel, Tom and Crow in the theater and Joel agrees, though Tom and Crow are dubious Invention exchange: Frank demonstrates The lawn baby, J&tB show off the womb-mate Host segment 1: Joel wonders: is there such a thing as “good-natured” brawling
BTW I Googled Orange Hyena, and none of the results were for a Minneapolis-based performance troupe who did a nude production of Blythe Spirit (with or without Hylas as a cast member). This looks like it might have been copied from an earlier version of this page (the link there is not correct; it points to Space Travelers) and seems to have that same idea. A podcast conversation with Mystery Science Theater 3000, in which Adam, Beth, and Chris rewatch episodes of MST3K and then talk about things that come up in each episode: Weird Hollywood, curious history, half-forgotten music, and lots of Donald Pleasence. Ismene is recaptured and taken for execution.
MST3K #412: Hercules and the Captive Women It's #412, wherein Hercules rescues a captive woman.
[MST3K 1012.
:-|, “Well! Host segment 2: Crow presents his rather dubious “history” of Hercules
I always thought he just flubbed the line and they kept going. That must be why the men wear such short skirts!
Our other Labour Day episodes: Hercules Against the Moon Men, Hercules Unchained, The Loves of Hercules.
Eh, not bad. Without taking the show too seriously, it demonstrates humorous intellect that reflects the show it analyzes, criticizes, and celebrates.” —biscuit_21, “Hilarious hosts with great banter and fun tangents. After the queen's brutal massacre of the slaves, Joel and the Robots sing a sad, slower version of the usually cheery and bright song "We Love You Conrad" from the popular musical Bye Bye Birdie. It’ll cut you. ], 72.
Known Weirdo.
Never-Ending Beefcake. And this is the closing of Uranus Days. When the movie itself throws them an airball with ‘the blood of Uranus cannot be destroyed’ line they run with it, making this the rare “Hercules” episode that is confusing as heck and non-sensical but also very funny. They do make up for it with the rest of the episode at least. Turkey Day(s) THAT threw cold water on everything!” — Tom Servo, from “Bloodlust”.
Gaos. Air Date
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Black Licorice and Cloves.
November 25, 1993, 2pm Followed by The reason this film may be hard to follow is the huge chunks that were cut out of it to fit on MST, to say nothing of the ten minutes already cut from the European version for the USA release. :evilgrin: Joel and the Bots seem to try to compensate with quantity of riffs for the fact they themselves edited the movie in such a way it doesn’t make any sense, but a lot of their zingers (‘meanwhile, in the very same scene,’ ‘he’s got Earl Campbell thighs,’ ‘did I toss a throne last night?’, etc.) Defeating Proteus, Hercules discovers the woman he rescued is Princess Ismene, daughter of Antinea, the Queen of Atlantis, where he has landed. ], 67. Things fall into place when Hercules and his companions not only rescue Ismene but a large group of prisoners in a pit.
hit the mark. Joel faints when the toy gives a prescient response to Joel's attempts to cheer the bots up again. [MST3K 805.
Of course, this one includes the classic line: “Today is dedicated to Uranus,” and is the landmark episode in which Gypsy watches a short portion of the movie along with Joel, Tom and Crow. Hercules and the Captive Women. 1961
Movie: (1961) Hercules goes to Atlantis to save his son, but evil Queen Antinea stands in his way. Ninja Touchstones.
Red Zone Cuba. You’ll get to hear some bonus bits that didn’t quite make the episode, and hang out with us in a friendly members-only Slack! C’mon everyone, Uranus is no laughing matter.
Segment Four: The Bots' Hercules action figure is rather inactive, constantly repeating, "I'm so sleepy, I can barely keep my eyes open." [MST3K 609. Invention exchange: Frank demonstrates The lawn baby, J&tB show off the womb-mate [MST3K 1108. ], 68. The Great Cheesy Movie Circus Tour, featuring Circus of Horrors and No Retreat, No Surrender. (For those who don’t know, it’s a reference to the movie “Dirty Harry.”) He does it five times by my count, practically every time the little guy in the movie has a line. This is one of my favorite episodes, and a film that I adore without a hint of irony.
[MST3K 324. BTW Proteus was the name of the rapist computer in The Demon Seed and the name of one of the X-Men’s nastiest villains. “If my father finds me here with a girl…” Took me a couple of tries to get through this experiment, which was new to me.
It may be that the writers mis-remembered the origin of the quote and mispronounced the name into the bargain, and it turned into a running joke that made little sense in the same manner as the "I thought you were Dale " in-joke. As there is no agreement, Androcles King of Thebes seeks the assistance of his friend, the legendary Hercules. Prologue: Gypsy wants to join the boys in watching the movie.
Back in Deep 13, Frank is being chased by his invention, and it ends as badly as one would expect. Buffalo shot, won’t you come out tonight. ], 70.
But of her few riffs, I actually like “Oh, they’ve got a fun friend!” better.
Cable channel TBS, which at the time billed itself as "the Superstation," is based in Atlanta, GA. A parody of "Come back to Jamaica", an advertising slogan used to promote Jamaican tourism during the 1980s. [MST3K 106.
K00 - The Green SlimeA 15-minute presentation designed to sell the premise of the show.K01 - Invaders from the DeepFirst aired episode. Head Injury Playhouse says don’t let this happen to you. Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, Weekend Discussion Thread: Christmas Moments In Non-Christmas Movies, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S9kAYv6t4, Hercules and the Captive Women passes the Bechdel Test, This looks like it might have been copied from an earlier version of this page. In the Ant World. “Oh Zeus, my father.” Crow and Tom are extremely leery. ], 55.
As for Hylas, Wikipedia only merits him a single paragraph in its Heracles article.
Movie Director
Though welcomed at first, Ismene discovers that she has been selected for sacrifice: a prophecy foretells that if she is not killed Atlantis and its population will be destroyed.
Coming ashore on a mist-shrouded island he sees a woman held captive: not only chained to a cliff but gradually becoming a part of the rock formation. Just one. TV's Frank refers to the Deep 13 Daycare in the Invention Exchange, which first appeared back in. [MST3K K09. Host segment 1: Joel wonders: is there such a thing as “good-natured” brawling Normal Bands.
Gypsy is not down with the street.
Rather than being angry, Hercules merely lazes away on deck without offering any assistance.
Gamera vs. • Cast and crew roundup: The editor of the American version was Hugo Grimaldi, who also worked on “The Phantom Planet,” “First Spaceship on Venus” and “The Human Duplicators.” Gordon Zahler composed the score on the American version, as he did with “The Phantom Planet,” “First Spaceship on Venus,” “The Human Duplicators” and “Women of the Prehistoric Planet.” In front of the camera, Ivo Garrani also appeared in “Hercules” and Mimmo Palmara also appeared in “Hercules Unchained” and “Hercules.” Narrator Leon Selznick can also be heard in “The Phantom Planet.” All those jokes about Uranus really made me laugh.
The heck?
The rescued prisoners explain that children are taken to a special stone that either transforms them either into blonde supermen or disfigures the weak ones who are then placed in the pit.
Gaos.
Hercules and the Captive Women: IMDB.
• By my count, Gypsy lasts 5 and a half minutes. Segment Two: Joel, Tom, and Crow enjoy some good-natured brawling as drawn from the film.
], 66. Trailer.
Consummate early mst3.
Cast
Help me!” Hercules and the Captive Women.] • I suspect a hunk of the movie was cut right around the first commercial. [MST3K 822. ], 77.
which was quoted in The Phantom Creeps.
I Am Thinking: Oh No. I’m not a fan at all of those kinds of jokes that they drive into the ground, especially when they involve screaming. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
Satellite News is not financially supported by Best Brains or any other entity.
], 73. • CreditsWatch: Nathan Devery finished up his internship with this episode. And how do they eat and breathe? Worth listening to even if you’re a MST3K neophyte like me.” —BripodBKG, Subscribe to It’s Just A Show on:Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotify OvercastPocket CastsYouTubeRSS.
• Despite all the hoopla to the contrary, this is NOT the last Hercules movie.
I’m not your real father. Crow: “It’s the Police!” When the supply of fresh water is sabotaged, the ship lands on an island to replenish their supply. Watch on ShoutFactoryTV. / September 7, 2020 by Chris Piuma. So at this point I’m guessing they’re fictional. Hercules and the Captive Women passes the Bechdel Test. Interesting tidbit: this is the only MST3K film that was shot in 70mm (the Super Technirama 70 camera process).
Turn Up the Oil. The only members of the expedition Androcles can trust are his sidekick, Timoteo the dwarf and Hylas who has to hide below deck from Hercules lest he face his wrath for leaving home. A line from the poem "The Second Coming" by W.B. While investigating the Watergate scandal, Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward—along with his partner Carl Bernstein—met their informant who used the alias "Deep Throat" (who was eventually revealed to be Associate FBI Director Mark Felt) in an underground parking garage. He’d be surprised.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S9kAYv6t4. Friedrich Nietzsche: Also sprach Zarathustra. Kids come running for the good taste of raw goat. ], 57.
[2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Review. Continuing their voyage, a storm wrecks the ship and separates all of them.
“You know back in those days they didn’t even take the cheese out of the goat before serving it…”. Anyway, I’d be quite interested to see this one straight in full Technirama and Technicolor.
Queen Antinea and Ismene discuss the latter’s impending sacrifice. I also like that Herc is practically a killing machine in this flick (perhaps he’s angry because there are no ‘captive women’ anywhere?)
Compared to the other Hercules episodes before it, it’s a little better than Unchained and much better than Moon Men (the one in Season 5 is a little inconsistent but I prefer it to Moon Men too).
Thanks, Michael, Charlotte, Sean, Geoff, Geoff, Chad, Pat, and Steve! First shown: 9/12/92 Opening: Gypsy wants to join Joel, Tom and Crow in the theater and Joel agrees, though Tom and Crow are dubious Invention exchange: Frank demonstrates The lawn baby, J&tB show off the womb-mate Host segment 1: Joel wonders: is there such a thing as “good-natured” brawling
BTW I Googled Orange Hyena, and none of the results were for a Minneapolis-based performance troupe who did a nude production of Blythe Spirit (with or without Hylas as a cast member). This looks like it might have been copied from an earlier version of this page (the link there is not correct; it points to Space Travelers) and seems to have that same idea. A podcast conversation with Mystery Science Theater 3000, in which Adam, Beth, and Chris rewatch episodes of MST3K and then talk about things that come up in each episode: Weird Hollywood, curious history, half-forgotten music, and lots of Donald Pleasence. Ismene is recaptured and taken for execution.
MST3K #412: Hercules and the Captive Women It's #412, wherein Hercules rescues a captive woman.
[MST3K 1012.
:-|, “Well! Host segment 2: Crow presents his rather dubious “history” of Hercules
I always thought he just flubbed the line and they kept going. That must be why the men wear such short skirts!
Our other Labour Day episodes: Hercules Against the Moon Men, Hercules Unchained, The Loves of Hercules.
Eh, not bad. Without taking the show too seriously, it demonstrates humorous intellect that reflects the show it analyzes, criticizes, and celebrates.” —biscuit_21, “Hilarious hosts with great banter and fun tangents. After the queen's brutal massacre of the slaves, Joel and the Robots sing a sad, slower version of the usually cheery and bright song "We Love You Conrad" from the popular musical Bye Bye Birdie. It’ll cut you. ], 72.
Known Weirdo.
Never-Ending Beefcake. And this is the closing of Uranus Days. When the movie itself throws them an airball with ‘the blood of Uranus cannot be destroyed’ line they run with it, making this the rare “Hercules” episode that is confusing as heck and non-sensical but also very funny. They do make up for it with the rest of the episode at least. Turkey Day(s) THAT threw cold water on everything!” — Tom Servo, from “Bloodlust”.
Gaos. Air Date
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Black Licorice and Cloves.
November 25, 1993, 2pm Followed by The reason this film may be hard to follow is the huge chunks that were cut out of it to fit on MST, to say nothing of the ten minutes already cut from the European version for the USA release. :evilgrin: Joel and the Bots seem to try to compensate with quantity of riffs for the fact they themselves edited the movie in such a way it doesn’t make any sense, but a lot of their zingers (‘meanwhile, in the very same scene,’ ‘he’s got Earl Campbell thighs,’ ‘did I toss a throne last night?’, etc.) Defeating Proteus, Hercules discovers the woman he rescued is Princess Ismene, daughter of Antinea, the Queen of Atlantis, where he has landed. ], 67. Things fall into place when Hercules and his companions not only rescue Ismene but a large group of prisoners in a pit.
hit the mark. Joel faints when the toy gives a prescient response to Joel's attempts to cheer the bots up again. [MST3K 805.
Of course, this one includes the classic line: “Today is dedicated to Uranus,” and is the landmark episode in which Gypsy watches a short portion of the movie along with Joel, Tom and Crow. Hercules and the Captive Women. 1961
Movie: (1961) Hercules goes to Atlantis to save his son, but evil Queen Antinea stands in his way. Ninja Touchstones.
Red Zone Cuba. You’ll get to hear some bonus bits that didn’t quite make the episode, and hang out with us in a friendly members-only Slack! C’mon everyone, Uranus is no laughing matter.
Segment Four: The Bots' Hercules action figure is rather inactive, constantly repeating, "I'm so sleepy, I can barely keep my eyes open." [MST3K 609. Invention exchange: Frank demonstrates The lawn baby, J&tB show off the womb-mate [MST3K 1108. ], 68. The Great Cheesy Movie Circus Tour, featuring Circus of Horrors and No Retreat, No Surrender. (For those who don’t know, it’s a reference to the movie “Dirty Harry.”) He does it five times by my count, practically every time the little guy in the movie has a line. This is one of my favorite episodes, and a film that I adore without a hint of irony.
[MST3K 324. BTW Proteus was the name of the rapist computer in The Demon Seed and the name of one of the X-Men’s nastiest villains. “If my father finds me here with a girl…” Took me a couple of tries to get through this experiment, which was new to me.
It may be that the writers mis-remembered the origin of the quote and mispronounced the name into the bargain, and it turned into a running joke that made little sense in the same manner as the "I thought you were Dale " in-joke. As there is no agreement, Androcles King of Thebes seeks the assistance of his friend, the legendary Hercules. Prologue: Gypsy wants to join the boys in watching the movie.
Back in Deep 13, Frank is being chased by his invention, and it ends as badly as one would expect. Buffalo shot, won’t you come out tonight. ], 70.
But of her few riffs, I actually like “Oh, they’ve got a fun friend!” better.
Cable channel TBS, which at the time billed itself as "the Superstation," is based in Atlanta, GA. A parody of "Come back to Jamaica", an advertising slogan used to promote Jamaican tourism during the 1980s. [MST3K 106.
K00 - The Green SlimeA 15-minute presentation designed to sell the premise of the show.K01 - Invaders from the DeepFirst aired episode. Head Injury Playhouse says don’t let this happen to you. Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, Weekend Discussion Thread: Christmas Moments In Non-Christmas Movies, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S9kAYv6t4, Hercules and the Captive Women passes the Bechdel Test, This looks like it might have been copied from an earlier version of this page. In the Ant World. “Oh Zeus, my father.” Crow and Tom are extremely leery. ], 55.
As for Hylas, Wikipedia only merits him a single paragraph in its Heracles article.
Movie Director
Though welcomed at first, Ismene discovers that she has been selected for sacrifice: a prophecy foretells that if she is not killed Atlantis and its population will be destroyed.
Coming ashore on a mist-shrouded island he sees a woman held captive: not only chained to a cliff but gradually becoming a part of the rock formation. Just one. TV's Frank refers to the Deep 13 Daycare in the Invention Exchange, which first appeared back in. [MST3K K09. Host segment 1: Joel wonders: is there such a thing as “good-natured” brawling Normal Bands.
Gypsy is not down with the street.
Rather than being angry, Hercules merely lazes away on deck without offering any assistance.
Gamera vs. • Cast and crew roundup: The editor of the American version was Hugo Grimaldi, who also worked on “The Phantom Planet,” “First Spaceship on Venus” and “The Human Duplicators.” Gordon Zahler composed the score on the American version, as he did with “The Phantom Planet,” “First Spaceship on Venus,” “The Human Duplicators” and “Women of the Prehistoric Planet.” In front of the camera, Ivo Garrani also appeared in “Hercules” and Mimmo Palmara also appeared in “Hercules Unchained” and “Hercules.” Narrator Leon Selznick can also be heard in “The Phantom Planet.” All those jokes about Uranus really made me laugh.
The heck?
The rescued prisoners explain that children are taken to a special stone that either transforms them either into blonde supermen or disfigures the weak ones who are then placed in the pit.
Gaos.
Hercules and the Captive Women: IMDB.
• By my count, Gypsy lasts 5 and a half minutes. Segment Two: Joel, Tom, and Crow enjoy some good-natured brawling as drawn from the film.
], 66. Trailer.
Consummate early mst3.
Cast
Help me!” Hercules and the Captive Women.] • I suspect a hunk of the movie was cut right around the first commercial. [MST3K 822. ], 77.
which was quoted in The Phantom Creeps.
I Am Thinking: Oh No. I’m not a fan at all of those kinds of jokes that they drive into the ground, especially when they involve screaming. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
Posted in Uncategorized by on October 20, 2020 @ 11:53 am
Opening: Gypsy wants to join Joel, Tom and Crow in the theater and Joel agrees, though Tom and Crow are dubious
Oh great, the next Hercules doesn’t come until 9:47. Antinea denies all knowledge of Androcles; his memory has been taken away and he is hidden from his friends.
MST3K Wiki. Online videos come and go.
Preceded by
Normally I’m not one for that type of humor, but for some reason when they said, “The blood of Uranus must be avenged” I cracked up. Gypsy’s lame quips didn’t help since they come over a portion of the movie where they’re setting up the story, which is alraedy muddled-beyond-recognition by the TV edits. Of course, he was acting like a dickweed, so he had it coming. and a great example the kind of riffing that mostly plays along with the film, rather than against it.
Host segment 3: The bots’ have created a Hercules action figure, and it’s pretty lame A priest explains that the stone is made from the blood of Uranus. • That’s Frank as the voice of the action figure when he says “I’m so sleepy…” but the final comment is by Mike.
Hercules, now married to Deianira with a son named Hylas, does not wis… Pod People. ", followed by Herc's freaky expression. Interesting tidbit: this is the only MST3K film that was shot in 70mm (the Super Technirama 70 camera process).
Carnival Magic.
Satellite News is not financially supported by Best Brains or any other entity.
], 73. • CreditsWatch: Nathan Devery finished up his internship with this episode. And how do they eat and breathe? Worth listening to even if you’re a MST3K neophyte like me.” —BripodBKG, Subscribe to It’s Just A Show on:Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotify OvercastPocket CastsYouTubeRSS.
• Despite all the hoopla to the contrary, this is NOT the last Hercules movie.
I’m not your real father. Crow: “It’s the Police!” When the supply of fresh water is sabotaged, the ship lands on an island to replenish their supply. Watch on ShoutFactoryTV. / September 7, 2020 by Chris Piuma. So at this point I’m guessing they’re fictional. Hercules and the Captive Women passes the Bechdel Test. Interesting tidbit: this is the only MST3K film that was shot in 70mm (the Super Technirama 70 camera process).
Turn Up the Oil. The only members of the expedition Androcles can trust are his sidekick, Timoteo the dwarf and Hylas who has to hide below deck from Hercules lest he face his wrath for leaving home. A line from the poem "The Second Coming" by W.B. While investigating the Watergate scandal, Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward—along with his partner Carl Bernstein—met their informant who used the alias "Deep Throat" (who was eventually revealed to be Associate FBI Director Mark Felt) in an underground parking garage. He’d be surprised.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S9kAYv6t4. Friedrich Nietzsche: Also sprach Zarathustra. Kids come running for the good taste of raw goat. ], 57.
[2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Review. Continuing their voyage, a storm wrecks the ship and separates all of them.
“You know back in those days they didn’t even take the cheese out of the goat before serving it…”. Anyway, I’d be quite interested to see this one straight in full Technirama and Technicolor.
Queen Antinea and Ismene discuss the latter’s impending sacrifice. I also like that Herc is practically a killing machine in this flick (perhaps he’s angry because there are no ‘captive women’ anywhere?)
Compared to the other Hercules episodes before it, it’s a little better than Unchained and much better than Moon Men (the one in Season 5 is a little inconsistent but I prefer it to Moon Men too).
Thanks, Michael, Charlotte, Sean, Geoff, Geoff, Chad, Pat, and Steve! First shown: 9/12/92 Opening: Gypsy wants to join Joel, Tom and Crow in the theater and Joel agrees, though Tom and Crow are dubious Invention exchange: Frank demonstrates The lawn baby, J&tB show off the womb-mate Host segment 1: Joel wonders: is there such a thing as “good-natured” brawling
BTW I Googled Orange Hyena, and none of the results were for a Minneapolis-based performance troupe who did a nude production of Blythe Spirit (with or without Hylas as a cast member). This looks like it might have been copied from an earlier version of this page (the link there is not correct; it points to Space Travelers) and seems to have that same idea. A podcast conversation with Mystery Science Theater 3000, in which Adam, Beth, and Chris rewatch episodes of MST3K and then talk about things that come up in each episode: Weird Hollywood, curious history, half-forgotten music, and lots of Donald Pleasence. Ismene is recaptured and taken for execution.
MST3K #412: Hercules and the Captive Women It's #412, wherein Hercules rescues a captive woman.
[MST3K 1012.
:-|, “Well! Host segment 2: Crow presents his rather dubious “history” of Hercules
I always thought he just flubbed the line and they kept going. That must be why the men wear such short skirts!
Our other Labour Day episodes: Hercules Against the Moon Men, Hercules Unchained, The Loves of Hercules.
Eh, not bad. Without taking the show too seriously, it demonstrates humorous intellect that reflects the show it analyzes, criticizes, and celebrates.” —biscuit_21, “Hilarious hosts with great banter and fun tangents. After the queen's brutal massacre of the slaves, Joel and the Robots sing a sad, slower version of the usually cheery and bright song "We Love You Conrad" from the popular musical Bye Bye Birdie. It’ll cut you. ], 72.
Known Weirdo.
Never-Ending Beefcake. And this is the closing of Uranus Days. When the movie itself throws them an airball with ‘the blood of Uranus cannot be destroyed’ line they run with it, making this the rare “Hercules” episode that is confusing as heck and non-sensical but also very funny. They do make up for it with the rest of the episode at least. Turkey Day(s) THAT threw cold water on everything!” — Tom Servo, from “Bloodlust”.
Gaos. Air Date
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Black Licorice and Cloves.
November 25, 1993, 2pm Followed by The reason this film may be hard to follow is the huge chunks that were cut out of it to fit on MST, to say nothing of the ten minutes already cut from the European version for the USA release. :evilgrin: Joel and the Bots seem to try to compensate with quantity of riffs for the fact they themselves edited the movie in such a way it doesn’t make any sense, but a lot of their zingers (‘meanwhile, in the very same scene,’ ‘he’s got Earl Campbell thighs,’ ‘did I toss a throne last night?’, etc.) Defeating Proteus, Hercules discovers the woman he rescued is Princess Ismene, daughter of Antinea, the Queen of Atlantis, where he has landed. ], 67. Things fall into place when Hercules and his companions not only rescue Ismene but a large group of prisoners in a pit.
hit the mark. Joel faints when the toy gives a prescient response to Joel's attempts to cheer the bots up again. [MST3K 805.
Of course, this one includes the classic line: “Today is dedicated to Uranus,” and is the landmark episode in which Gypsy watches a short portion of the movie along with Joel, Tom and Crow. Hercules and the Captive Women. 1961
Movie: (1961) Hercules goes to Atlantis to save his son, but evil Queen Antinea stands in his way. Ninja Touchstones.
Red Zone Cuba. You’ll get to hear some bonus bits that didn’t quite make the episode, and hang out with us in a friendly members-only Slack! C’mon everyone, Uranus is no laughing matter.
Segment Four: The Bots' Hercules action figure is rather inactive, constantly repeating, "I'm so sleepy, I can barely keep my eyes open." [MST3K 609. Invention exchange: Frank demonstrates The lawn baby, J&tB show off the womb-mate [MST3K 1108. ], 68. The Great Cheesy Movie Circus Tour, featuring Circus of Horrors and No Retreat, No Surrender. (For those who don’t know, it’s a reference to the movie “Dirty Harry.”) He does it five times by my count, practically every time the little guy in the movie has a line. This is one of my favorite episodes, and a film that I adore without a hint of irony.
[MST3K 324. BTW Proteus was the name of the rapist computer in The Demon Seed and the name of one of the X-Men’s nastiest villains. “If my father finds me here with a girl…” Took me a couple of tries to get through this experiment, which was new to me.
It may be that the writers mis-remembered the origin of the quote and mispronounced the name into the bargain, and it turned into a running joke that made little sense in the same manner as the "I thought you were Dale " in-joke. As there is no agreement, Androcles King of Thebes seeks the assistance of his friend, the legendary Hercules. Prologue: Gypsy wants to join the boys in watching the movie.
Back in Deep 13, Frank is being chased by his invention, and it ends as badly as one would expect. Buffalo shot, won’t you come out tonight. ], 70.
But of her few riffs, I actually like “Oh, they’ve got a fun friend!” better.
Cable channel TBS, which at the time billed itself as "the Superstation," is based in Atlanta, GA. A parody of "Come back to Jamaica", an advertising slogan used to promote Jamaican tourism during the 1980s. [MST3K 106.
K00 - The Green SlimeA 15-minute presentation designed to sell the premise of the show.K01 - Invaders from the DeepFirst aired episode. Head Injury Playhouse says don’t let this happen to you. Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, Weekend Discussion Thread: Christmas Moments In Non-Christmas Movies, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S9kAYv6t4, Hercules and the Captive Women passes the Bechdel Test, This looks like it might have been copied from an earlier version of this page. In the Ant World. “Oh Zeus, my father.” Crow and Tom are extremely leery. ], 55.
As for Hylas, Wikipedia only merits him a single paragraph in its Heracles article.
Movie Director
Though welcomed at first, Ismene discovers that she has been selected for sacrifice: a prophecy foretells that if she is not killed Atlantis and its population will be destroyed.
Coming ashore on a mist-shrouded island he sees a woman held captive: not only chained to a cliff but gradually becoming a part of the rock formation. Just one. TV's Frank refers to the Deep 13 Daycare in the Invention Exchange, which first appeared back in. [MST3K K09. Host segment 1: Joel wonders: is there such a thing as “good-natured” brawling Normal Bands.
Gypsy is not down with the street.
Rather than being angry, Hercules merely lazes away on deck without offering any assistance.
Gamera vs. • Cast and crew roundup: The editor of the American version was Hugo Grimaldi, who also worked on “The Phantom Planet,” “First Spaceship on Venus” and “The Human Duplicators.” Gordon Zahler composed the score on the American version, as he did with “The Phantom Planet,” “First Spaceship on Venus,” “The Human Duplicators” and “Women of the Prehistoric Planet.” In front of the camera, Ivo Garrani also appeared in “Hercules” and Mimmo Palmara also appeared in “Hercules Unchained” and “Hercules.” Narrator Leon Selznick can also be heard in “The Phantom Planet.” All those jokes about Uranus really made me laugh.
The heck?
The rescued prisoners explain that children are taken to a special stone that either transforms them either into blonde supermen or disfigures the weak ones who are then placed in the pit.
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Hercules and the Captive Women: IMDB.
• By my count, Gypsy lasts 5 and a half minutes. Segment Two: Joel, Tom, and Crow enjoy some good-natured brawling as drawn from the film.
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which was quoted in The Phantom Creeps.
I Am Thinking: Oh No. I’m not a fan at all of those kinds of jokes that they drive into the ground, especially when they involve screaming. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
